"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master. So He can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a Rib-Woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. ... Yeah. Makes perfect sense."
Yesterday, My friend Jessica and I went to Christ Temple Church for Judgment House. I had never been. I assumed it was some sort of Haunted House that, however, was not the case. It was a cult recruiting vehicle. It was one of the single most creepy moments of my entire life. Jess had gone before, and she knew what she was up against. I, however, was blind sided with brow beating religious
nonsense. It sort of felt like Auschwitz or a Slaughter house. They herded us along with sixty other people from room to room, preaching absolute ridiculousness; the rooms, mind you, were made for a party of twenty at most. I kept having this creeping suspicion they were going to gas us or give us "refreshments" of Kool-aid.I want to be Cryogenically frozen until most of humanity realizes that religion is a crutch. Some people need that crutch; they need to know they are not alone, but brainwashing the lot of us into believing that Christianity and Judaism are anything more than an ancient way of instilling fear upon the ignorant, gullible masses is criminal. Why can't good people just do good things for the sake of being good, not the fear of internal damnation? Here's the secret of the After Life... You don't live forever ... You die... You rot.. you get eaten by worms. Don't believe me? Kill yourself and find out. Okay, maybe that was a tad harsh. How about you wait the entirety of your lifespan and send me an e-mail or something if you find out otherwise.
